It’s official. Jessica Simpson can’t generate interest in her movies unless she’s doing this:

(image via TV.com)

We all know Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly the world’s greatest actress. Nobody expects her to grab a Golden Globe nom, an Academy Award, or any kind of critical acclaim whatsoever. But what we do expect is this:

In fact, that was the only draw to 2005’s “Dukes of Hazard” which made $30.7 million and was number one at the box office for its opening weekend. Her latest attempt at acting, however, did not prove as successful. “Blonde Ambition”made $1,322 on it’s opening weekend, according to Page Six.

What could have gone so wrong? What kind of disaster had to occur for this film to bomb at the box office? Doesn’t Jessica Simpson have loyal fans?

The answer to this question is simple; YES. Jessica Simpson has loyal fans, but they don’t want to see her clothed. Want to know why nobody went to see “Blonde Ambition?” Take a looksie at the poster…

As we can see, she’s clearly wearing far too much clothing to draw any hormone-charged pre-pubescent boys, sexually confused women, and gay hair stylists. When it comes down to it, Jessica Simpson’s movie career all comes down to a simple mathematical equation. Jessica(amount of nakedness)=money. Jessica may be a good singer, and interesting candidate for a reality TV show, but let’s leave the acting to the pros mmmkay?

Unless, of course, she’s washing cars in her bikini.

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