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LiLo’s in a Stitch!
December 28, 2007, 2:29 pm
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(Photo via Pacific Coast News)

Our favorite freckled, speckled, head-to-toe Ho, LiLo, is in some deep shizz.

Remember former boyfriend Riley Giles whom she met while in rehab? Well, not only did he say Lilo was a nympho and a sex-aholic, telling Britain’s News of the World she “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” he’s now threatening to release and sell some intimate pictures.

Oh Lindsay, you inspire us. Your slutty antics and crack-headed ways force us to desire to write more than just a silly entry about you… hence, here’s a poem…a poem inspired by you and dedicated to you, hope you like it!

*ahem*

An Ode to Lindsay

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