New York’s Mother Loves Whiteboys


Apparently slutaciousness runs in the family.

VH1’s breakout reality black troll star New York, is sharing her sloppy seconds with her own mother, Sister Patterson.


As reported by The Newbistar Blog, Sister Patterson star of Planet of the Apes has been seeing New York’s ex, Joshua Gallander a.k.a. Whiteboy from Season 1 of I Love New York, behind closed doors.


Whiteboy, who came in fourth place on the show, was spotted by many sources getting into a limo together with the demon mother during the wee hours of the morning. The two even shared a bedroom together at the Palms Hotel!

I always knew Whiteboy was gay!! I’m sure that after that one night of love, Sister Patterson turned that White boy… into a man!!


LiLo’s in a Stitch!
December 28, 2007, 2:29 pm
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(Photo via Pacific Coast News)

Our favorite freckled, speckled, head-to-toe Ho, LiLo, is in some deep shizz.

Remember former boyfriend Riley Giles whom she met while in rehab? Well, not only did he say Lilo was a nympho and a sex-aholic, telling Britain’s News of the World she “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” he’s now threatening to release and sell some intimate pictures.

Oh Lindsay, you inspire us. Your slutty antics and crack-headed ways force us to desire to write more than just a silly entry about you… hence, here’s a poem…a poem inspired by you and dedicated to you, hope you like it!


An Ode to Lindsay

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Wanna Bail Mischa Out?
December 28, 2007, 2:04 am
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Mischa, Mischa, Mischa…

DUI. Posession of Illegal Narcotics. Driving without a license.

The 21-year-old actress was pulled over early Thursday morning in West Hollywood. She’s in custody. Bail is set at $10,000. Any takers? Anyone?

Oh Mischa, we almost thought you were innocent.