New York’s Mother Loves Whiteboys


Apparently slutaciousness runs in the family.

VH1’s breakout reality black troll star New York, is sharing her sloppy seconds with her own mother, Sister Patterson.


As reported by The Newbistar Blog, Sister Patterson star of Planet of the Apes has been seeing New York’s ex, Joshua Gallander a.k.a. Whiteboy from Season 1 of I Love New York, behind closed doors.


Whiteboy, who came in fourth place on the show, was spotted by many sources getting into a limo together with the demon mother during the wee hours of the morning. The two even shared a bedroom together at the Palms Hotel!

I always knew Whiteboy was gay!! I’m sure that after that one night of love, Sister Patterson turned that White boy… into a man!!


Adoption Runs in the Family
December 29, 2007, 2:36 pm
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Run and Justine adopted, brace yourselves, an American baby, so exotic.

Their tragic loss last year with the death of their child turned into one filled with rejoicing and blessings when they adopted Miley Justine Simmons.

“The more you mourn, the more you want to mourn. I would have landed in depression,” Justine Simmons tells Us Weekly. “I wanted a girl really bad, and I knew I wasn’t going to try again.”

Tis the season to get engaged?
December 28, 2007, 1:41 am
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Good things come to those who wait…and also apparently to those who get regularly embarrassed on TV! Click to see which reality TV star is finally getting married after a long string of nationally broadcast heartbreaks.

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America’s Most Smartest Model Doesn’t Want to Be Smart Anymore
December 16, 2007, 3:38 pm
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Pagesix is reporting that Andre Birleanu, one of the last two left on the show, wants out of his contract. He said that he was angry that VH1’s producers were not allowing him to talk about his accusations of rape.

“VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don’t stand up for me.”

The outspoken Soviet has said that the show actually has had a devastating effect on his life.

“I had a great career before the show, and now I am losing a lot because of VH1. I made them money and they destroyed me.”

VH1 isn’t friendly with Andre either.

They have asked that he not come to the show’s after party.

This is what they had to say:

“It is a party for me, and they told me I can not come,” he said.

A VH1 spokesperson responded, “That’s funny. We thought the party was for Sunday’s season finale – not him.”