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What can I say other than Hayden’s spread in February’s Vanity Fair is simply incredible. The clothes, her retro hair and make-up make her look like a 1950s starlet. We at The Pop Fix predict a HUGE 2008 for this young actress. Click here for another adorable photo you won’t want to miss

Apparently slutaciousness runs in the family.

VH1′s breakout reality black troll star New York, is sharing her sloppy seconds with her own mother, Sister Patterson.

As reported by The Newbistar Blog, Sister Patterson star of Planet of the Apes has been seeing New York’s ex, Joshua Gallander a.k.a. Whiteboy from Season 1 of I Love New York, behind closed doors.

Whiteboy, who came in fourth place on the show, was spotted by many sources getting into a limo together with the demon mother during the wee hours of the morning. The two even shared a bedroom together at the Palms Hotel!

I always knew Whiteboy was gay!! I’m sure that after that one night of love, Sister Patterson turned that White boy… into a man!!

Run and Justine adopted, brace yourselves, an American baby, so exotic.

Their tragic loss last year with the death of their child turned into one filled with rejoicing and blessings when they adopted Miley Justine Simmons.

“The more you mourn, the more you want to mourn. I would have landed in depression,” Justine Simmons tells Us Weekly. “I wanted a girl really bad, and I knew I wasn’t going to try again.”

Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley’s photo shoot was so hot hot hot you can smell the rancid B.O. just oozing and lingering in the room. Just Jared

Jessica Alba is dedicated to staying in shape–even with a tiny tyke in tow. Dlisted

Tara Conner is writing a book about how she slept with the Trump to stay on top her life because she has nothing else going on for her. The Evil Beet

Nas’ next album is going to be titled, “Nigger.”- Bossip

Ethan Hawke and Mark Ruffalo have a baby. Pop Sugar

She’s dropped a ton of weight recently, and isn’t looking too healthy. Maybe she’s having a skinny contest with Jenna Jameson?

(image via TV.com)

We all know Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly the world’s greatest actress. Nobody expects her to grab a Golden Globe nom, an Academy Award, or any kind of critical acclaim whatsoever. But what we do expect is this:

In fact, that was the only draw to 2005′s “Dukes of Hazard” which made $30.7 million and was number one at the box office for its opening weekend. Her latest attempt at acting, however, did not prove as successful. “Blonde Ambition”made $1,322 on it’s opening weekend, according to Page Six.

What could have gone so wrong? What kind of disaster had to occur for this film to bomb at the box office? Doesn’t Jessica Simpson have loyal fans?

The answer to this question is simple; YES. Jessica Simpson has loyal fans, but they don’t want to see her clothed. Want to know why nobody went to see “Blonde Ambition?” Take a looksie at the poster…

As we can see, she’s clearly wearing far too much clothing to draw any hormone-charged pre-pubescent boys, sexually confused women, and gay hair stylists. When it comes down to it, Jessica Simpson’s movie career all comes down to a simple mathematical equation. Jessica(amount of nakedness)=money. Jessica may be a good singer, and interesting candidate for a reality TV show, but let’s leave the acting to the pros mmmkay?

Unless, of course, she’s washing cars in her bikini.

Wanna watch the movie in its entirety?

You pitiful fool, Click HERE

1. George Lucas (63) – $200,000,000 for licensing toys to Hasbro.

2. 50 Cent (32) – $100,000,000 from owning just over 4% in equity of Glaceau. The company was recently acquired by Coca Cola, making Glaceau’s value skyrocket.

3. Howard Stern (53) – $82,000,000 from Sirius Radio for bringing his show there and upping subscriptions from the hundreds of thousands to the millions.

4. Jay-Z (38) – $82,000,000 from selling the clothing label he co-founded, Rocawear.

5. Sammy Hagar (60) – $80,000,000 for selling 80% of his Cabo Wabo tequila company.

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6. Oprah Winfrey (53) – $74,000,000 from NBC acquiring the Oxygen Network.

7. Oscar De La Hoya (34) – $55,000,000 for having a boxing match with Floyd Mayweather.

8. Madonna (49) – $43,000,000 upfront for signing a contract with LiveNation. She will also get a $17,000,000 advance for each album she records for them.

9. David Geffen (64) – $37,500,000 for selling his duplex penthouse on 5th Ave in NYC.

10. Vera Wang (58) – $35,000,000 for selling her 5 bedroom apartment on Park Ave in NYC.

(Photo via Pacific Coast News)

Our favorite freckled, speckled, head-to-toe Ho, LiLo, is in some deep shizz.

Remember former boyfriend Riley Giles whom she met while in rehab? Well, not only did he say Lilo was a nympho and a sex-aholic, telling Britain’s News of the World she “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” he’s now threatening to release and sell some intimate pictures.

Oh Lindsay, you inspire us. Your slutty antics and crack-headed ways force us to desire to write more than just a silly entry about you… hence, here’s a poem…a poem inspired by you and dedicated to you, hope you like it!

*ahem*

An Ode to Lindsay

Oh Lindsay Lo, you dirty Ho,

The coke in your nose as white as snow.

When you take a pic, make sure it’s not with a d***

that dares to bare it’s soul.

Lindsay you need to bring it up a notch,

To make sure we don’t see your firecrotch,

For we don’t want our eyes to burn–again,

Seeing freckles speckled all over your body, my friend.

Just make sure you seek God and remember a litany

Or you’ll turn out unbe-weave-ably fabulous, like Britney.